Ya know, just chatting on the phone with my Mom standing outside my apartment. Next thing I see is the front door open and a Australian accent "Oh Brooks Brothers, Should I take it?!" American Accent "Yeah do it"
Listen, Australian Man, stealing mail from someones mailbox is a federal crime. I had a few words for him and he put that magazine back in my mailbox. (Although it was in my mailbox, it was actually for my super hot downstairs neighbor Henry who recently moved out, too bad)
...............And then there were pigeons mating on my fire escape.
Happy Wednesday. Have a glass of wine.
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